That’s Why I Got Dumped! Breakup Stories
The hardest thing about breakup is not that person leaving you but not knowing the reason why they left you?
So I have decided to text all the girls who all dumped, rejected, friend zoned & bro zoned me, throughout my life & see what they have to say.
How are you doing?
As you know I write blogs & I was thinking about topics for my next blog.
And I decided to write about different ways I got dumped/ rejected/ friend zoned etc..😬
So, I thought it would be good to know the story from the other side, I can totally understand if you don’t want to reply but it would be great if you did.
Note: This is not me trying to get back at you..}
Different Ways I Got Dumped!!!
I have listed from ‘stupid’ to ‘legit’ & ‘illogical’ to ‘that doesn’t make any sense’ reasons my ex’s, crushes dumped me. Added a few interpretations of my own for few people who didn’t care to give a reason.
Some of the stories belong to my friends as their stories are worth a read.
This comes on the top of my list because this breakup baffled & stupefied me the most. I met this girl at a work party, as usual, I check her hand to see if she was married. We exchanged numbers and texted over the week. We hung out at her place over the weekend. Later in the morning, I received a bunch of texts.
“We can’t see each other anymore, my husband suspects something is going on with me.”
WTF, you are married???
Don’t you think it to be crucial information to be said???
Fu*k U, you don’t deserve to dump me, I’m dumping you… BREAKUP
This is like the classic technique women use to break up with guys when they get bored by someone or when they want to start dating others.
Just like every man, this happened to me, not just once but multiple times.
I’m a Pan-sexual
OK, I get being gay or bisexual. But WTF does it mean when a girl says, “I’m attracted to the person”.
After a week of going out with her, I knew that she also likes women as much as she likes guys. But one day she comes up to me and says, I am not into gender but I like the person for who they are.
My reaction was, “what does this even mean??
Does this mean you are attracted to men, women or both?? you know I can’t deal with this.
Breakup!! Go make love with “The person”
Calling My Ex
I thought I met ‘THE’ one and started thinking about our marriage.
Suddenly, out of the blue, I get a call from my ex-girlfriend. We started talking casually & after a while, she said: “I still love you, please don’t marry that bit*h”
She started talking all about the best happy moments in our relationship & asked me,
why am I marrying her?
what does she have which I don’t??
Say that you hate me and I will never speak to you again.
I couldn’t say that because I don’t hate her, I just wanted to be friends with her.
So I said, “I don’t hate you, there is nothing but love for you…..”
before me saying, I just wanna be friends with you, I hear a 3rd voice yelling, “mother Fu*ker, I knew you still have feelings for this bit*h.!
The 3rd voice was from my THEN current Girlfriend.
I will leave the next part to your imagination,
I lost my current Girlfriend and as well as my ex-Girlfriend.
Breakup Over a Coffee
She was one of the most intelligent and matured girls that I have ever dated. She was classy, knowledgeable & was a Ph.D. student. We dated for a while but I could see her becoming restless with her work and being in a relationship. I knew this was coming, then one day she calls me to a coffee shop near her college & said, she is not able to handle her studies and me at the same time and she values her research more than me.
I had no other answer than to agree with her breakup. But truth be told, I still miss her.
Breakup Over a Text
This is the worst kind of break up anyone can have. She had no legit reason to break up so she couldn’t look into my eyes and say it. So she texted me saying bullshit like “I like you a lot, we had the best time but I think it’s time to move on”. And here I am thinking where is the reason in this conversation??
*If a person doesn’t want to be in your life, it’s better to leave them free. There is no peace in being friends with them
Through a Mutual Friend
We had a mutual friend.
One day, our mutual friend calls me up for a coffee and said, I can’t be with my Girlfriend anymore??
I asked, “Why is that”?
She replies, “I love you more than she loves you, and we came to an understanding that she is going to leave you and I will be your girlfriend”.
I was shocked listening to that and I was very happy as well because not one but two girls were interested in me. But later I felt sick and I broke up saying, ” In order to be in a relationship I need to have feelings for you too, I can’t be in this weird relationship with you guys”.
In a Happy Moment
She was a psychologist & she exactly knew what I liked and what I disliked. She took me to red robin (my favorite restaurant), later watched a movie, had an amazing day. While leaving she said, this is going to be our last date.
I stood there shocked and asked for the reason.
She said, “I am moving out of Chicago and I can’t be with you. I want you to remember me as a happy memory and I did everything possible to make our last meeting memorable.
I hate long distance relationships. So, I agreed to her breakup without saying much.
You Wrote About Me
So I met this girl at a bar crawl and it was an instant connection. We went out for dinner & had a good time.
Later that week, I wrote a blog about the bar crawl and mentioned a brief para about her. I made sure that I didn’t mention name anywhere.
Then I sent it to her, hoping she would like the surprise.
She got pissed off & yelled how could I write about our date without asking me?
Later that night I received a message saying, I don’t think this is going to work out. This way another breakup added up to my list
Now, these are the most common ways every girl in the world dumps a guy, but there are some other techniques which only Indian women tend to use when they have to break up.
You Are A South Indian
I don’t understand why north Indian people see South Indians as if they are from a different Continent. For a while, I was seeing this girl, who was from Punjab, every time we meet she said stereotypical sh*t like, “why do all south Indians get sambar”.
To which I replied,” bit*h that’s Tamil people & and I am Telugu.
Later she broke-up with me by saying, “our traditions are very different”.
The only difference in our traditions was that they drink way too much alcohol and from a very young age. I was actually happy that we had a breakup.
My Parents Are Strict
It all started when I was a junior and from my college was approached by a girl who said she has a huge crush on me (don’t worry I was surprised too…) & admire my adventures. It was an instant chemistry and we started dating.
2 months into our relationship, one day she comes to me and says, my parents won’t allow this relationship because we are from a different Caste. I was like are you serious right now? couldn’t you come up with a better excuse??
Uff… Indian girls
My Parents Arranged My Marriage
So one day the girl I was dating comes up to me and said, we can’t see each other anymore.
Me: Why is that so?
Her: My parents found me a nice guy to get married and start a family.
Me: WTF do you mean a nice guy?? Why can’t you say that you are in a relationship?
Her: Are you kidding me?? If I say that, no one will be ready to marry me.
Me: Ahhh… I am right in front of you…
You know what, I just realized what type of girls that I need to be aware of in life.
GoodBye.. I’m breaking up with you.
Indians are hard to understand, so friends and I came up with this guide while selecting Indian brides
Some breakups break your heart and other makes you strong. I had both in life.
One girl does something stupid doesn’t mean I have to hate all the girls.
Every story in life is an experience, a teaching.
Life moves on, doesn’t matter if some leave you in the middle.